A week ago today I had a baby. She’s alive and healthy and gaining weight AND adorable. How did I get so lucky? She makes dolphin noises as she sleeps too. Bonus.
She came with all this gear. The kid weighs seven pounds and she has overtaken our house. It’s getting pretty cramped in here. We’re running a growing, successful business out of our house too. We are stuffed to the brim with honey tanks and jar labels and Moses baskets and diaper pails and dog beds in our little one bedroom apartment. Something has to give.