Oh hey guys
I am back from Portland and my belly is bigger. Wanna see pictures? I know. I want you to too. I can’t show you any because my computer is in the hospital, and Keith is a big meanie and says his computer doesn’t have enough space for more photos. Yell at him for me.
I hope to get this worked out soon because this belly is unstoppable, y’all.
In other news, I love my family and enjoyed spending time with them. Even though they are all certifiably insane. AND! I love barbecued ribs.
Do me a favor will you? And help me come up with a Theme for my “nursery”. There are so many things I have yet to learn about parenting. Did you know that babies cry sometimes for no good reason? Also. They sometimes get constipated or have painful gas. I am not prepared for this! Also! They prefer it if you set up a Nursery for them and they would like it to have a Theme, please. At least, these are all things people are telling me. Over and over. So, not being a fan of Winnie The Pooh, I was considering some alternatives.
Predators in Action
The Tragedies of War
Can you help add to this list, please? I am so clueless.