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December 11, 2008 / Kate

here’s pig shit in your eye

When then pigs fling excrement laden, urine soaked mud at you and it lands in your hair, all over your front, and in your EYE, you get to quit for the day. You get to throw down the egg basket and the pig slop bucket. You get to leave the gate open. You get to stumble¬† blindly into your house and strip. You get to leave your clothes strewn on the floor. You get to take a long, hot shower, carefully cleaning your eyeball with some goat’s milk soap and a squeegee. You change into pajamas. You get to sit on the couch with some Bailey’s and a laptop. You can demand that someone bring you dinner. In case you were wondering.


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  1. Kathy / Dec 13 2008 3:38 pm

    You are one of a kind, I found this extremely funny.

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