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May 28, 2008 / Kate

Boost it to the Max

Honey is the newest latest greatest superfood and you can now get your hands on some with this new incredible offer!

Join the My Honey Club and you’ll get a free 8 ounce squeeze jar of honey for every 9 gallons you buy with your SuprSavr Card. Call now to get started on your honey adventure.

Everyone’s talking about the power of honey!

  • Antioxidants!
  • Superfood!
  • Bioflavanoids!
  • Exfoliation!
  • Cell regeneration!
  • Muscle memory!
  • Mucus membranes!
  • Oprah!
  • Triple Omega Fatty Fours!

Put it on toast!

Smear it on your face!

Wear it to your next fashion show!

Eat it before the big game for maximum power blasters!

All we need is a major credit card, a blood sample, and a 3 year commitment. Before you know it, you’ll be allergy and diaper free, singing Mariah Carey songs, and generally living the dream. Call now, the first 1 people to sign up get a very special smearing spoon.

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  1. Theresa / Jun 28 2008 1:07 pm

    Don’t tell Sophie I told you, but she smeared it on her face once during a teenage attempt to rid herself of the dreaded acne, and got a flaming terrible rash – oops!

  2. soytyka / Jun 28 2008 11:26 pm

    That’s strange. I use it on my skin all the time and have never had a reaction.

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