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November 11, 2006 / Kate

Que Delicioso!

While I am anxiously awaiting the delivery of the Beige Couch, I thought we could play a game. It goes like this. You come up with an outragous and hilariously wacky dinner menu that you wouldn’t make in real life. For example:

Scrub Jay Torte with Oat Caper Salad


Duck Ice over Coriander Buck-Eye Ball Mush


Pond Scum Mousse with Coffee Ground Scented Polenta


Dehydrated Wine Flakes Over Muscrat Paste

So it doesn’t have to sound appetizing or even make sense, but it does have to be written for a fancy menu at a fancy restaurant.



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  1. Cuz / Nov 12 2006 5:19 pm

    “Hominy blend stewed with butter and choice oppossum flanks”

    Actually, I cheated a little on this one. It’s granny’s oppossum grits.

  2. Bronwen / Nov 13 2006 6:01 am

    Lamb lettuce confit redolent of black currents on a bed of beaver carpaccio with a bud light reduction sauce and sardine coulis.

  3. annie / Nov 16 2006 11:00 pm

    hilarious AND wacky? katie, you ask too much!!
    i’ll take a whack at it!
    the special today is a freshly regurgitated hairball pan seared and served between two gravel paste biscuits drizzled with hot finger gravy. the 1955 fermented milk wine will be perfect with this selection. and for dessert i recommend our homemade earthworm sorbet.

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