I deserve more out of this relationship than I am willing to put into it
Hi. It’s nice to see you. I am a little busy right now with a plate that has too much on it. Who put all this stuff on my plate? I’m not even hungry! I ordered a salad!
This week, I am taking a seminar class from 9-5 Monday through Friday. My ass hurts already and it’s only the first day.
I am currently being shouted at by an elderly woman here on campus. She sounds like that character Will Ferrell played on SNL that “COULD’T CONTROL THE VOLUME OF HIS VOICE”. She is asking pointed questions about by laptop charger, yelling from across the courtyard. “ISN’T THAT SOMETHING. YOU KNOW IF THE LAPTOP WORKS BY THE CHARGER, DON’T YOU. YES YOU DO. THAT REALLY IS SOMETHING.” Whatever lady.
The best boss ever, David Brent is back. He even has a new song.
I’ve got to go bite the inside of my cheek some more before my lunch break is over. The giant angry welt I’ve created by chomping down on it repeatedly isn’t quite big enough yet.