Things I should have noticed a while ago
1) The garbage truck that picks up our trash once a week has “We guarantee your satisfaction, or double your garbage back” painted on it’s side.
2) A review printed on the back of my Organizational Psychology book says, “A Tour de Force…a rich and fascinating read”. It must be a typo. I think that the reviewer meant to say, “A Tour de France…a long and painful journey”
3) My deoderant isn’t working. I need to wake up to the reality that Tom’s of Maine makes a mean toothpaste, but they just aren’t cutting it in the deoderant department.