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May 6, 2006 / Kate

woe is me. woe.

From now on I will not longer be drinking water. Period. Nothing good comes out of hydration. I’m done with the water. No more liquids at all, actually. I’m done with liquids.

After spending a much longer time than I needed to yesterday, talking with the tech guys at Apple, I began to notice that they all have Canadian accents. I imagined a group of about five blinking, pasty Canucks sitting in a room wearing “bunny hugs” and “tooks” while reaching down periodically to pet their sled dogs. They answer calls from irate United Statesians and continue to be friendly. I know them all by name now. I say, “Hi Otto/Vincent/Olaf/Sven/Doug, how’s my baby doing today? Has her data been recovered? When can I see her?? Will she know me?”

I miss my iBook. So. Much. It’s kind of sad how lost I feel without it. I don’t know what to do with myself these days. I wander around the house, Mollie follows me from room to room. I sit on the red couch and stare. I moan a little. I over-water the garden. I am a shell of my former self.

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  1. Annika Raaen / May 6 2006 12:21 pm

    just thinking about what i’d do should something happen to mine…*sniff* i kind of get tears in my eyes.

    seriously, it makes me very sad.

    i’m here for you.

  2. Jess / May 8 2006 12:18 pm

    1. Secret Option Key #5.
    2. LOL.
    3. No liquids except: coffee, alcohol.
    4. And using up ALL THE CREAM.
    5. You’re talking to me while I write this.
    6. I hope you’re not watering the garden in this downpour.

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