OH GODDD!!!! FUUUUCCKKKK!!!!!!!!! SHIIIITTTTTTT!!!!!
Hrm. Excuse me. I’ve been doing that all afternoon. I got a call from a very nice young man at Apple who told me in a friendly Canadian accent that I am royally fucked. The Apple technicians opened up my computer and found standing water. The motherfucking motherboard is fried along with the hard drive, lcd screen, keyboard and everything else.
I believe that the toggle switch used to open the computer was unharmed, thank God.
I have to pay Apple $709.95 plus shipping and taxes to get my iBook back. My iBook that is less than one year old.
I can’t believe this. Tonight’s agenda involves lots of alcohol.