A disabled man hobbles onto the bus.
The bus driver turns to the man seated closest to her and says, “you are going to have to give your seat up”. He replies, “I was shot in the head in November and there’s a seat over there” He lifts up his hat to reveal a large dent in the side of his head. “Whatever” replies the driver.
In other news, Keith and I went on a fun adventure yesterday to his place of employment. We picked a bucket full of grapes for our first home vintage. We shall call this one the “Lumbar Pain Estate Cuvee”. Those grapes be hard to pick. Yar.
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Our priest finally called us back and we get to talk to him in a week and a half! At least we are getting somewhere.