Life is so much more clever when Im tipsy
You know when your teeth are so numb? That’s what I feel like now.
Keith is so mad because he is watching too much Alias. He is also mad because I have a church date with another boy tomorrow morning. Its not like we’re gonna make out or something, its a church. Plus, I’ve got class. Plus, I used to beat him up when we are kids. Plus, who am I talkign about? P fucking G, thats who. Plus, He’s an aspiring priest for the love of pete. Nothing unattracts me more than a seminarian. Holy shit. They’re all like. “I’ve gotta find a find so I can become a priest and abandon my wife!” Fuck that shit. I’m gonna marry me a heathan boy. Dman straight.
I notices that I’ve been blogging while under the influence more and more lately. Do you think tis because I’m an alcoholic? I just quit my job doing drug and alcohol treatment, so maybe I’m too close to the problem. Im just a little bit tipsy now, but I tend to be fine, fine, fine, then DRUNK!!!!!!!!!! all of a sudden.
Oh wow, Im so excited for school to start. I will be taking a buttload of classes, butt they are all things I am interested in. I am so close to gradumacating, I cant wait.
Well, I think that I should go make Keith massage my feet now. He;s good at that so myuch.